I am so embarrassed. Leonard and I have been sick this past week and I'm still not 100%. Tonight I got to Pilates class and was feeling a little bloated and gassy...can you see where this is going?
All through the class I am trying to let out little toots to relieve the pressure so as to avoid a catastrophe. Well we get to doing crunches and you guessed it...I farted. Loud. Out Loud. For everyone to hear. If I could have disappeared underneath my yoga mat never to resurfaced it would have been too soon. I was so mortified I couldn't even look up. I felt my cheeks turn bright crimson red. All I could do was thank the good Lord that it didn't smell.
I always laugh at other people when it happens to them. I solemly swear never to do that again. I don't know if I'll be attending Pilates class for a while.
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WHOA! I would DIE too. HOWEVER...Nothing should stop you from doing Pilates. Not even the OMG. Which BTW-I just figured out what your title meant. Hahaha. LOVED this funny, embarrassing, very HUMAN thing that happens to all of us at one time or another. Go to PILATES! We LIVE ON!!!
Ahahaha! I love it! Well there's always pilates on DVD.
That is hysterical! Better you than me, baby. My boys will always let me know when I'm smelly. Totally AWESOME
Hahaha that's classic. It happens to the best of us :)
That's too funny.
I always thought passing gas was part of yoga. Could be wrong, I got that impression from a movie I saw years ago.
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