Victory

What does victory feel like? It feels like this wet t-shirt that I refuse to take off because I R-O-C-K-E-D it tonight at the gym. I am soaking in my victory.

The gym was super packed tonight with all the new year's resolution people...they eventually fade out by around the end of this month (hopefully) so when I arrived instead of running I got on the elliptical and did a half hour of cardio. But at the end of that half hour I was still feeling pretty good and there was an open treadmill so I hopped on for the last remaining 15 minutes of my cardio workout. Since I was already warmed up, I was able to jump on and immediately begin running. And you know what? I ran 1-mile in 10 minutes and 15 seconds! I was sweating like a hog but I was so happy that as I cheered and congratulated myself on my accomplishment I could not be bothered by the wayward glances I was receiving from the people on either side of me. I didn't care, I was celebrating. And they were right...I am a weirdo.

Now on to another topic I would love to discuss about the gym...girls who show up wearing practically nothing. Just know, I think they look stupid. There is this girl in there that wears these legging type pants with a sports bra for her top every time I see her in there. Now, I understand trying to look cute or "fashion-forward" but dressing in a manner to attract all the wrong kind of attention is just ridiculous. Furthermore, let me say this...if anybody reading this happens to dress in such a way...I apologize if I've offended you but do know, that I think you look retarded. It's so not necessary. Trust me, you are still the envy of every fat girl in there without having to dress like your easy-skeezy. The leggings aren't so bad, just throw on a t-shirt for crying out loud. You'll still get all the attention you desire. This girl at the gym, I will give her this, her body is rockin' but I just think she would look 10x better if she didn't look like such a skank. Maybe it's the way she bends over when she's lifting her weights in the "big boy" area(as I call it)...You know, the free-weight area. All that is over there are testosterone-fueled, hormone raging horn balls.

I don't know, maybe I'm just jealous but I really think it's just how stupid she looks to me. It's okay though, because I may be fat, but I've lost 4 of the 8 lbs. I gained. So I don't know how jealous I am right now. I'm actually feeling pretty good. It must be the endorphins.