Most of the people who read my blog have more kids than I, but I guarantee you I have more poop experience/horrible stories. My kid is the King of the Poop. It is not something I want to be proud of...and while you may have had experiences that are far worse and surpass anything I've had to endure, in sheer quantity--I've got you beat.
Last week Leo was so sick. He had a very bad ear infection coupled with explosive diarrhea that lasted for days. In that time period we had more than a few blow outs and I had to scoop runny, soupy diarrhea off of the floor, throw away bath mats, shampoo carpets and wash everything possible. This morning...I did it all over again. This time I wasn't quite scooping the poop off the floor but I am washing the bedding and shampooing more carpets.
Leonard's parents joke about when he was young, no one threw up more than him. They say he could throw up practically on cue...I think he's passed that gene on to our son, only I got the dirty end of the stick...LITERALLY.
I hate poop, it disgusts me, especially when you have to clean it off of yourself or the walls. It just grosses me out. Sadly, I have to remind myself not to complain because I haven't even begun to potty train yet. My future still holds much more poop. Yuck, yuck and more yuck. I am not looking forward to that.
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I'm sorry for your "poop" mess. I just have a mental block when it comes to my children growing up and their poopy messes. It is hard, dirty, yucky work! It does get better once they are totally potty trained! I mean TOTALLY! Promise! :)
You always know how to stop my biological clock from ticking.
I'd commence operation potty training. Stat.
Ewwww, I'm sorry. Being sick is no fun. Especially when your kid is the King of Poop.
Look what I've missed! I was shocked that I was an invited guest after so many attempts to get on your blog!
What a predicament. I guess you should try feeding him stuff like bananas & cheese. That makes it more rock like. Do you remember the pain Kinsey used to have from eating a million bananas? it took some serious work to get her to have a bowel movement.
This generation of kids sure have alot of bowel problems. Lisa posted that she gets some award every year from her kid. You all deserve MEDALS OF HONORS. Perhaps some STARS for your hard work.
I bet your mom laughs. Leonard has some weird genes; I never would have thought to get a prospective spouse checked out for weird genes, you know? See...? I miss commenting on your blog! I'm soooo happy, but sorry for your lot.
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